Him

Him: Did he ever fuck you like this?
Me: No, never.
Him: Because he never fucking loved you.



This is my latest and greatest.
The most amazing thing that has happened to me.



You and I have a lot of catching up to do, I don't have much time now.
Due to be exhausted from work, after work sex, girls night last night, and children.
So hopefully I will update you galore soon.
For now, just know my love life is fucking amazing.
(and it's not my husband)